Dear Mr Foster,

This letter is a formal demand for the immediate return of my Auroch.
It was loaned to you for a period of three days, for use in festivities associated with your child's birthday. It now appears that it has not only been kept for much longer, but also used for many other purposes for your commercial gain. I have yet to see it for myself, but I have even heard that it has appeared in a soft drink commercial!

As you are well aware, my wife gave Bimby to me as an anniversary gift shortly before her death last July, and since then he has been an integral part of my household. It distresses me to see him imprisoned and exploited by you.

Please return him by 5pm on Friday the 14th of March.

Yours Faithfully,
Andrew Bolton