Dear Mr Bolton,
Having followed your lawsuit against Breakwind Airlines with great interest in the newspapers, I thought you might like to know that I worked as a freight handler for them. During that time, I came into possession of some revealing papers concerning the sloppy way they handle live Cobras. And since I am quite willing to appear as a witness for you in your upcoming trial, I thought you might want to have me visit you in Casuarina Prison to plan our attack and prepare a defence. This would of course necessitate a stay at your Osborne Park residence but I'm sure that it would not be a problem. Let me know at the nearest possible convenience.